kittypearl

I’ve always been wary of cats. When my husband suggested we get one, I balked. Cats are fluffy. I hate fluffy. When we had a chow mix, I personally shaved her to the “needs sunscreen” level every three weeks. My aversion to wooly textures causes me much squirming and hand washing.

If cats came with reptile skin and ornate bumpy patterns, I’d own a fifteen acre kitty farm. But, they don’t, so adding one to our houshold two years ago was a big deal. I took baby steps. I started with LOLcats. Fifty pages of cute captioned cats melted my heart. I began to look for the perfect companion.

I found her at the Petsmart Adpot-A-Pet Giardia Center. Pearl, aged five, was not the loveliest cat, but she had extra toes, snaggly teeth and a sweet disposition. When I met her for the first time, she shed clumps and handfuls of white fur. The Animal Rescue staff assured me it was due to stress. She’d been at the center for months. I loved her. Instantly. She purred and rubbed on me, and I shook off the hair without thinking.

So, the cat my husband wanted became the cat my husband complained about. Kitty Pearl does not excel at grooming. I brush her, but I cannot tackle the dense fur on her bottom or poochy tummy. Every morning, cottony clouds of kitty fur breeze across our wooden floor.  I prefer to groom Pearl professionally, but it is expensive. Saturday morning, a cup and a half of kitty hair clumps greeted us.

My husband and I bickered over what to do. We settled on a butt and belly shave. Pearl was sweet and compliant through the whole process. Egor held her as I shaved off two quarts of hair. We removed the bulk of her problem fur.  When she sat or laid down, you could not tell she’s been trimmed. Otherwise, she looked as if she sported a scruffy tutu.

This morning, we woke up to find the same quantity of fur littering the floor. Perplexed, my husband speculated that she must have a plastic bag of fur she scatters just to vex us.

Comments

  1. aspergirlmaybe says:

    This is hysterical! We have two white cats and they shed so much, even after a thorough brushing and raking!! Before this, we had a black cat and I have to say that white cat hair is much finer and floats around and sticks to everything much more than the black cat's every did!

  2. Thank you for the post!I am glad to know that your white cats shed, too. I think our cat sleeps all day because it takes all her energy to grow so much fur!

  3. That kitty looks so adorable This made me LOL "If cats came with reptile skin and ornate bumpy patterns, I'd own a fifteen acre kitty farm"

  4. I love fluffiness just about as much as you hate it, but hardwood floors and three kitties make for, well, very fluffy floors. Pearl looks and sounds like a fun little one 🙂

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