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We Have your Dog
If you xpect to see her again in good health
and with only a few bad habits, wire 5 million
Rasbuckniks (84.50 American Dollars) to
‘RC2007 account 69, Bank of Nigeria’
You have till Midnight tonight, otherwise !!!
The Dirty Hand
My folks have had Misty on and off for almost two months while I have been recovering from Artyom’s birth. She’s back at their place again while I recuperate from my recent surgery. Anyway, this email greeted my grumpy, pain-bedeviled self this morning and really cracked me up. Heh.